Sycophant Dreams


I'm Jessica.
I go to East Tennessee State University.
I love to read.
I study Japanese.
My best friends are A1351A and fart-garfunkel. Follow them.
I'm sometimes a magic assistant.
I can't wait to have a garden.

Ask me anything

Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell

  • Spock: don't do the thing
  • Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
  • #mccoy: WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THE THING
  • #Uhura: I THOUGHT WE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THE THING
  • #Sulu: I VOLUNTEER TO HELP DO THE THING
  • #Chekov: THE THING WAS INWENTED IN RUSSIA
  • #Bemused writer: That's pretty much the plot of MY ENEMY, MY ALLY right there. (adding)
  • #Seductively intelligent alien: Go on, you know you want to do the thing. Let's do it.
  • #Everybody else: NOOOO NOT THE THING! ...Oh fuck.
  • #Writer: :)

Tagged: kirk and spockamazingstar trekstar trek into darkness

Source: tylerhoechln

Oh my gosh. It’s getting real. #wedding #countdown #freakingoutalittle

Oh my gosh. It’s getting real. #wedding #countdown #freakingoutalittle

Tagged: countdownfreakingoutalittlewedding

Dove hired a forensic artist to draw how women see themselves versus how others see them - the results are moving.

I love Dove so much. They are fantastic at producing commercials that really highlight how we have misconceptions about ourselves.

Tagged: DoveDove beautyself beautyself realizationself lovesupport

Source: choosechoice

arachnidsfortune:

do-fish-have-fingers:

purrinhime:

angryqueershakespeare:

pope2chainz:

breakingnews:

Morning-after pill available over the counter to all ages in US
USA TODAY: A federal judge in New York has ordered the Food and Drug Administration to make the “morning-after” pill available over the counter and without prescription to girls of all ages.The ruling overturns a decision in 2011 by Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius which barred over-the-counter sales of the controversial pill to girls under 17. Sebelius’ decision itself had overruled an FDA recommendation to widen availability.
Photo: (Photo: AFP/Getty Images)

This is important

THIS IS SIGNIFICANTLY SIGNIFICANT, NEEDS EVERY REBLOG THERE IS, NOT EVEN BULLSHITTING YOU SPREAD THIS AROUND

ENORMOUS SIGNAL BOOST.

THIS IS IMPORTANT. REBLOGGING FOR MY FOLLOWERS. 

HOLY SHIT BLESS THE PHARMACIES

arachnidsfortune:

do-fish-have-fingers:

purrinhime:

angryqueershakespeare:

pope2chainz:

breakingnews:

Morning-after pill available over the counter to all ages in US

USA TODAY: A federal judge in New York has ordered the Food and Drug Administration to make the “morning-after” pill available over the counter and without prescription to girls of all ages.

The ruling overturns a decision in 2011 by Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius which barred over-the-counter sales of the controversial pill to girls under 17. Sebelius’ decision itself had overruled an FDA recommendation to widen availability.

Photo: (Photo: AFP/Getty Images)

This is important

THIS IS SIGNIFICANTLY SIGNIFICANT, NEEDS EVERY REBLOG THERE IS, NOT EVEN BULLSHITTING YOU SPREAD THIS AROUND

ENORMOUS SIGNAL BOOST.

THIS IS IMPORTANT. REBLOGGING FOR MY FOLLOWERS. 

HOLY SHIT BLESS THE PHARMACIES

Tagged: finallymorning after pillPlan Bcontraception

Source: breakingnews

Always reblogging this.

Buzz’s mating dance.

Tagged: Toy Story 3Spanish Buzz

bryarly:

“I’m sad.”

“OK. I’ll lick you until you’re not sad.”

“…OK.”

I want this to be my life

Tagged: kitties!kittenskitten love

Source: dailyanimals

shexytimes:

Hahahaha!

Hilarious! My life.

Tagged: sexual roleplay

shinyonix:



Map of porn: most searched term on porn sites.




Lol the south is rife with ebony. Kind of strange really.

shinyonix:


Map of porn: most searched term on porn sites.

Lol the south is rife with ebony. Kind of strange really.

Tagged: pornmap of porn

Source: time-for-maps

forever90s:

The Boy Meets World Cast: Then & Now.
Now I feel really old.

forever90s:

The Boy Meets World Cast: Then & Now.

Now I feel really old.

Tagged: boy meets world

dduane:

mercuriesrising:

vantasticmess:

w-for-wumbo:

I am so glad someone made this cuz I’ve always wondered how the movement of the solar system might look as a whole….

BUT LOOK HOW EPIC THE SOLAR SYSTEM IS GUYS
PEOPLE DON’T BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY WE’RE NEVER IN THE SAME PLACE ONCE.
I WASN’T FUCKING KIDDING.


…

Dairine’s frame of reference suddenly became huger than the whole Earth and the space that contained it, so that her planet seemed only one moving, whirling point plunging along its path through a terrible complexity of forces, among which gravity was a puny local thing and not to be regarded. …Earth spins at seventeen thousand miles an hour, plows along its orbital path at a hundred seventy-five thousand; and the Sun takes it and the whole Solar System off toward the constellation Hercules at a hundred fifteen thousand miles an hour. Then the Sun’s motion as one of innumerable stars in the Sagittarius Arm of the Galaxy sweeps it along at some two million miles an hour, and all the while relationships between individual stars, and those of stars to their planets, shift and change.
It all meant that any one person standing still on any planet was in fact traveling a crazed, corkscrewing path through space, at high speed: and the disorientation and sickness [of personal worldgating travel] were apparently the cause of suddenly, and for the first time, going in a straight line, in a universe where space itself and everything in it is curved….
(High Wizardry, 1990)

dduane:

mercuriesrising:

vantasticmess:

w-for-wumbo:

I am so glad someone made this cuz I’ve always wondered how the movement of the solar system might look as a whole….

BUT LOOK HOW EPIC THE SOLAR SYSTEM IS GUYS

PEOPLE DON’T BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY WE’RE NEVER IN THE SAME PLACE ONCE.

I WASN’T FUCKING KIDDING.

Dairine’s frame of reference suddenly became huger than the whole Earth and the space that contained it, so that her planet seemed only one moving, whirling point plunging along its path through a terrible complexity of forces, among which gravity was a puny local thing and not to be regarded. …Earth spins at seventeen thousand miles an hour, plows along its orbital path at a hundred seventy-five thousand; and the Sun takes it and the whole Solar System off toward the constellation Hercules at a hundred fifteen thousand miles an hour. Then the Sun’s motion as one of innumerable stars in the Sagittarius Arm of the Galaxy sweeps it along at some two million miles an hour, and all the while relationships between individual stars, and those of stars to their planets, shift and change.

It all meant that any one person standing still on any planet was in fact traveling a crazed, corkscrewing path through space, at high speed: and the disorientation and sickness [of personal worldgating travel] were apparently the cause of suddenly, and for the first time, going in a straight line, in a universe where space itself and everything in it is curved….

(High Wizardry, 1990)

Tagged: solar systemamazingalways moving

Source: ForGIFs.com